Eh? What does 'eye-candy' have to do with hardware detection? Are you saying that the very same people who provide eye-candy i.e. compiz-fusion are the same people who deal with hardware detection? Although the ability to 'screen-rotate' might seem like a novelty, for some people it has 'real world' use. It's not only unfair, but wrong to mix the two different camps together.
It seems to me that, if these problems affect many then they get serious attention.
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