thanks all. no, i can't get to anything, let alone a console!
hardware problems, yes, that's what i assumed.
don't know if this helps - knoppix boots ok (or at least did a year or so back) more or less.
kmack - do you mean that the release works with the sat ONLY without the usb stick? that ain't much good - it's the personal config stuff that makes man..move.. stand out from the crowd.
i can't find anything on the mandrake site that smells like mandrakemove support - nor can i find anything that tells me the diffs between the RC and release versions: for example, it works ok on a desktop, but wouldn't eject the cd: is that a buggette or a designed, ahem, rc feature? (rhetoric question)
i wonder what happens if i buy the thing and it won't work on my main machine: will they do a refund. probably not worth the risk.
to be honest, working with a consumer laptop and an OS that is NOT the pre-installed one is a bit of a pain in the *&^%. it can be done, but can you be bothered...I mean this one came with Win ME, supports 2K but anything else you're on your own.
cheers all.