Ok, I had a ton of trouble finding the source for the 2.6 kernel I was running, so I downloaded the kernel 2.6.14.1 source, compiled and installed it, and got it up and running. Unfortunately, the initial problem, installing my modem, was still present under the new kernel because I couldn't find the correct drivers for 2.6 kernels, so I compiled and installed kernel 2.4.27, installed my modem, and my system works just fine! Thanks for everyone's help, now I think I'm going to go uninstall any Microsoft products and format the harddrive they were residing on!